We have to hand it to Disney. They really know how to sell Star Wars merchandise. Did you honestly ever think there would be such a thing as an R2-D2 Desktop vacuum? Well open your eyes, such a thing really does exist!
Standing about 6 inches tall, this adorable little R2-D2 machine probably doesn't quite have the suction capabilities of a Dyson with their ability to lap up entire rolls of Cumberland sausages, but let's face it, it will certainly take those unsightly decomposing desk crumbs you've been promising to clean up for months and gobble them up in no time at all. For extra effect, his light even pops on when plugged in! Why not vacuum while playing some R2-D2s tunes for a more authentic R2 cleaning experience.
Powered by USB, this lightweight functional device would also make a great decorative companion for any Star Wars fan's desk. If you can bring yourself to do it, simply unscrew his head to empty the contents every now and again and it's as simple as that.