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Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome
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It all starts out so innocently. You might notice one or two on the ground under a rose bush or near a climbing vine, but you don't think much of it. Then one day you go outside and realize your entire garden has been overrun. What are your options? You could coat everything with some highly-toxic pesticide and hope for the best. Or you could install a Kaiju in your garden, guaranteed to get rid of those pesky gnomes. This guy spares gnone.
Pesky garden gnomes have finally met their match in the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome. We're not sure how the Japanese scientists shrunk him to 9" tall, but we assume it had something to do with radiation. Made of durable cast poly resin, he's ready to take his place as the guardian of your garden.
Rampaging Kaiju garden gnome
Holds the remains of unfortunate garden gnomes who got in his way in his claws and teeth
Protects your lawn from pests
Materials: Durable cast polyresin
Dimensions: 9" tall x 6" wide at base x 7" deep (inc. tail)
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