Mermaid Tears Vodka

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100% Official Merchandise

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  • Premium French Grain vodka made from the tears of Mermaids

  • Ocean-blue liquid with a glittery haze

  • Splash into a cocktail or serve straight on the rocks

  • Make a different kind of mermaid toast

  • Tears only harvested from line-caught Mermaids

Unfortunately this item is only available to UK customers.

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